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rým se geek živí.Geekové už existují v mnoha odvětvích. Pro spuštění kódu se člověk musí prohlásit geekem. To provede tak, že zapíše první kód "G", které označuje "GEEK", po němž následuje jedno nebo dvě písmena, které označují geekovu odbornost.
GB - Geek of Business
GC - Geek of Classics
GCA - Geek of Commercial Arts
GCM - Geek of Computer Management
GCS - Geek of Computer Science
GCC - Geek of Communications
GE - Geek of Engineering
GED - Geek of Education
GFA - Geek of Fine Arts
GG - Geek of Government
GH - Geek of Humanities
GIT - Geek of Information Technology
GJ - Geek of Jurisprudence (Law)
GLS - Geek of Library Science
GL - Geek of Literature
GMC - Geek of Mass Communications
GM - Geek of Math
GMD - Geek of Medicine
GMU - Geek of Music
GPA - Geek of Performing Arts
GP - Geek of Philosophy
GS - Geek of Science (Physics, Chemistry, Biology, etc.)
GSS - Geek of Social Science (Psychology, Sociology, etc.)
GTW - Geek of Technical Writing
GO - Geek of Other. Some types of geeks deviate from the normal geek activities. This is encouraged as true geeks come from all walks of life.
GU - Geek of 'Undecided'. This is a popular vocation with incoming freshmen.
G! - Geek of no qualifications. A rather miserable existence, you would think.
GAT - Geek of All Trades. For those geeks that can do anything and everything. GAT usually precludes the use of other vocational descriptors.
d++ -- I tend to wear conservative dress such as a business suit or worse, a tie.
d+ -- Good leisure-wear. Slacks, button-shirt, etc. No jeans, tennis shoes, or t-shirts.
d -- I dress a lot like those found in catalog ads. Bland, boring, without life or meaning.
d- -- I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.
d-- -- My t-shirts go a step further and have a trendy political message on them.
d--- -- Punk dresser, including, but not limited to, torn jeans and shirts, body piercings, and prominent tattoos.
dx -- Cross Dresser
d? -- I have no idea what I am wearing right now, let alone what I wore yesterday.
!d -- No clothing. Quite a fashion statement, don't you think?
dpu -- I wear the same clothes all the time, no matter the occasion, forgetting to do laundry between wearings.
Jediným způsob, jak se stát pravdovým geek je praxí a zkušenostmi, proto sestává věk duležitou součástí geeka.
a+++ -- 60 a více
a++ -- 50-59
a+ -- 40-49
a -- 30-39
a- -- 25-29
a-- -- 20-24
a--- -- 15-19
a---- -- 10-14
a----- -- 9 a méně
a? -- nesmrtelný
!a -- Nikomu do toho nic není.
Pokud si přejete napsat přesný věk, můžete umístit svůj věk po identifikatoru 'a'.
s+++:+++ --
I usually have to duck through doors/I take up three movie seats.
s++:++ --
I'm a basketball/linebacker candidate.
s+:+ --
I'm a little taller/rounder than most.
s: --
I'm an average geek
s-:- --
I look up to most people. Everyone tells me to gain a few pounds.
s--:-- --
I look up to damn near everybody. I tend to have to fight against a strong breeze.
s---:--- --
I take a phone book with me when I go out so I can see to eat dinner. My bones are poking through my skin.
C++++ -- I'll be first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed into my skull.
C+++ -- You mean there is life outside of Internet? You're shittin' me! I haven't dragged myself to class in weeks.
C++ -- Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I
play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.
C+ -- Computers are fun and I enjoy using them. I play a mean game of DOOM! and can use a word processor without resorting to the manual too often. I know that a 3.5" disk is not a hard disk. I also know that when it says 'press any key to continue', I don't have to look for a key labeled 'ANY'.
C -- Computers are a tool, nothing more. I use it when it serves my purpose.
C- -- Anything more complicated than my calculator and I'm screwed.
C-- -- Where's the on switch?
C--- -- If you even mention computers, I will rip your head off!